Jokes of the Day:
Q: How do you get an FSU graduate off of your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza!
Q: What do UVA grads and tornadoes have in common?
A: They both move around a lot, but they all end up in trailer parks.
Q: How many Maryland freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, it's a sophomore class.
Q: Did you hear about the fire in Va Tech's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
A: The tragedy was that 15 of them hadn't been colored yet.
Q: What did the Georgia Tech grad say to the UM grad upon meeting?
A: Hi! Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
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